No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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