So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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