i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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