Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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