I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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