I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Drake has all the answers
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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