The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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