Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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