if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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