Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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