She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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