My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You are the jesus of drinking
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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