foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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