i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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