marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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