I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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