What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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