Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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