So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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