He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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