I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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