That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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