So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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