Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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