FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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