Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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