i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How's work?
Spinning.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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