i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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