Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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