i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
