Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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