That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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