Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He felt like a one man threesome
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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