Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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