i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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