I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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