Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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