He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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