it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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