Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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