Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
