Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He? As in you personified your dick?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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