I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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