David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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