Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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