Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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