you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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