why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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