She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
