Already got asked if we're dating
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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