his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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