oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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