I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
