Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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