dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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