I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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